HAPPY NEW YEAR!

A couple of things to remember for the new year.

1: Don't go out drinking with Mel Gibson or a Cincinnati Bengal.

2: Don't visit Harlem with Michael Richards

3: Don't take any writing courses given by Lindsay Lohan.

4: Do wear clean underwear. <---- that one was for Britney Spears.

Just a couple of quick tips from your old pal Scooter.