Back away from the martini!

Republican Congressman Mark Foley was caught sending naughty e-mails to a 16 year old boy. And what does he do? He blames it on the booze. Yes sir, alcohol turned him into a homosexual pedophile. Now I know he did not directly blame the sauce, but that is the inference when it was announced that he would be entering rehab. This is what the man said to AP: "I strongly believe that I am an alcoholic and have accepted the need for immediate need for treatment for alcoholism and other behavioral problems" Yeah right. When busted, he tries to lay some of the blame on alcoholism. Face it dude, your a pervert of the worst kind, a pedophile and drinkin' got nuthin to do with it. To describe your problem as "behavioral" is a gross misrepresentation. It's time to take your medicine, not make excuses. In related news, I hear Michael Jackson is thinking of running for office.... I need a drink.