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Scootertrash Conservative

Monday, April 23, 2007

Next, they're gonna' want to regulate how many times you can wipe your butt.




"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"



Sheryl Crow





A few questions Sheryl:


1. How would you enforce this? You would have to pay someone a LOT of money to do this job.


2. Did you run this one by anybody before you said it in an interview? I'm guessing not.


3. Have you completely lost touch with reality? I'm guessing you have.


Cross posted at Proud To Be Out Of Touch

2 Comments:

At Monday, April 23, 2007, Blogger Cathy said...

And to think that at one time she was an elementary school teacher shaping young minds in to.... in to... toilet tissue squares???

 
At Thursday, April 26, 2007, Blogger J.M. Rob said...

Have you heard her latest release? You could a get a few wipes outta that.

 

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