Pretty Face, Empty Head

"I think that having a president called Barack Hussein Obama says that we are part of the world."

Whenever I begin to think that a celebrity has said the most meaningless thing anyone has ever said, someone raises the bar. This time it was Gwenyth Paltrow. Pretty face, empty head. When a natural disaster strikes and people are in need, even people that we know don't like us, what do we do? We send in the doctors, c-130's full of food, water and medical supplies and people to coordinate the effort. This country has rid the world of despots, terrorists and thugs of all kinds. We swear in new citizens by the thousands every day. Allowing people from countries where there is little, if any opportunity, come to a country where the opportunities are limitless. But to this tow headed twit, it's the name of the president that makes us "part of the world".


non se·qui·tur
1.
Logic. an inference or a conclusion that does not follow from the premises.
2.
a statement containing an illogical conclusion.

I'll help you pack

“It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I’ll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don’t know. We’re at an abyss.”

I'm never quite sure why celebrities say these kinds of things. Are we supposed to vote for the democrat or they will take all of their personal wonderfulness and move away? Vote democrat or bear the shame of chasing away such a fine citizen as Susan Sarandon? Are we to collapse to the ground sobbing at the prospect of Ms. Sarandon moving to Canada? Either way, you have to have a ludicrously high opinion of yourself to say such a thing.

So Susan, this is what I say to you, why wait? Scram, beat it, get lost, leave, make a run for the border, vamoose. Take your self absorbed, pinko political views and thinly veiled narcissistic threats and go. And take Tim Robbins with you. I'll help you pack.