Yu Tawk Funney

Here's a little gem
I found on the Drudge Report today of Hillary speaking to a black audience. The republican campaign commercial just writes itself.

Next, they're gonna' want to regulate how many times you can wipe your butt.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"

Sheryl Crow

A few questions Sheryl:

1. How would you enforce this? You would have to pay someone a LOT of money to do this job.

2. Did you run this one by anybody before you said it in an interview? I'm guessing not.

3. Have you completely lost touch with reality? I'm guessing you have.

Cross posted at Proud To Be Out Of Touch