Merry Christmas, now get out!

Nick and Jessica, that much fawned over uber-couple, have separated. I'm sure when the hoopla dies down and the lawyers finish divvying up the booty, (the money not Jessica's) they will announce the divorce. As far as their marriage is concerned, we were sold a big fat lie. A packaged, marketed, glossy bill of goods that the entertainment industry sells with regularity. These folks use and mock marriage (unless it's gay marriage) for money and I'm sick of it. I can see the meeting now at the proposal for their reality show. She, America's favorite virgin at marriage and he, the handsome, muscular down to earth husband from Cincinnati. They exploit her ridiculous stupidity and throw in a couple of domestic blunders for good measure. He is understanding and patient and tries to be romantic, cut the grass, kill some bees.... blah blah blah. Am I suggesting that the entire marriage was a set up? I'm not totally sure. One thing is certain, these two people are not who the press releases said they were and they willingly went along with it for 3 years. Their entire stinkin' marriage lasted 3 years! I have underwear older than that, heck I have holes in my underwear older than that. MTV has done it again, they made a show about a marriage in which the show lasted longer than the actual marriage.

P.S. Spell check wanted me to replace "Jessica's" with "cheesecake"

Earth to celebrities

Did you see Earth to America on TBS? If you didn't, it was a variety program with a message about global warming. As you would imagine it turned into a bash President Bush festival. So, to those who participated in that train wreck of a program...... without your fans, you do not exist. Eric Idle, Steve Martin, Bill Maher, Tom Hanks, Larry David, Martin Short, Dustin Hoffman, Will Ferrell, Robin Williams, Julia Louise Dreyfus, Jack Black, Ben stiller, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Nealon, Ray Romano, Cedric "The Entertainer", Tim McGraw (what would Tug think of your throwing in with these pinkos), Leonardo DiCaprio, the American Express corporation, and , you will not get another dime from me. The show was pompous, insulting and inaccurate. To be fair I caught only the second hour, but I think I can safely assume the first hour was garbage as well. They suggested that because President Bush didn't sign the Kyoto treaty the polar ice caps were going to melt and the coastlines would be under 10-15 feet of water. Never mind that all the calculations of reputable scientists say that if that happened the ocean may rise a total of 1 foot, but might not rise at all. That is just a taste of the bad science aired on Earth to America. Everyone has the right to their own opinion, but if you purposefully participate in an show filled with lies and propaganda I will no longer pay money to see you do what you do.

Earth to Celebrities... I am done with you!!

Cindy has a book! Anybody surprised?

America's favorite left wing nut job will be releasing a book November 23rd. I got this picture from my wife who got it from The People's Cube. So, get ready for the media blitz promoting a woman who is advancing her left wing agenda by exploiting the death of her son who honorably served his country. I cannot imagine going any lower than that. Cindy's sliminess knows no bounds. Take a look at this butt smooching, puff piece of an article announcing (or possibly worshipping) the arrival of Cindy's new book. I'm sure this is just the first of many fawning, doe eyed, crocodile tear soaked, nauseating articles that will populate all the left wing rags and mags. I can't wait!

Frenchy Frenchman

Call the French what you want, frogs, cheese eating surrender monkeys, but those folks sure have compassion! Compassion to the point of death and destruction. Why wasn't this riot quelled when it first began? No one has the right to destroy the property of others, to injure and commit crimes at will. Emboldened by the lack of aggressive response by the police, I'm sure at the orders of their superiors, the riots have spread to 300 towns. Here's the count, 4700 vehicles burned (let's hope they were all Le Cars) 39 policemen injured and one 61 year old man dead. The rioters see the weakness and lack of resolve on the part of French officials and they are inspired to burn more cars and injure more cops. It is utterly despicable. What have we learned from this situation? All the rocks, gunfire and Molotov cocktails in the world can destroy cars and buildings but cannot kill the clown.


Photos courtesy of AP and AFP.