HAPPY NEW YEAR!

A couple of things to remember for the new year.

1: Don't go out drinking with Mel Gibson or a Cincinnati Bengal.

2: Don't visit Harlem with Michael Richards

3: Don't take any writing courses given by Lindsay Lohan.

4: Do wear clean underwear. <---- that one was for Britney Spears.

Just a couple of quick tips from your old pal Scooter.

The egg nog is on me.

Merry Christmas,

From the not quite as well known of Santa's helpers, the Christmas squirrel

Who's getting raped here?

District Attorney Mike Nifong should be disbarred and sued into abject poverty. His case against the 3 Duke University lacrosse players accused of rape is, as far as I can see, nearly completely without merit. So far, all he can prove is that the men hired this woman to strip at a party. Let us examine what else the man knows. Genetic material was found on the woman's body and underwear from several men, and none of it from a Duke lacrosse player. Hmmmm, could that be a clue that maybe the woman is lying? Possibly trying to set up some rich kids for a nice little lawsuit? Mr. Nifong also knows the woman has changed her story several times. First it was 20 men involved in the rape, then it was 3. In one account foreign objects were used in the attack. In another account she was vaginally penetrated, now she can't remember if that happened. This most recent version of events is why the rape charge has been dropped and the charge of sexual offense put in it's place. The defense has complained that the woman has given authorities at least a dozen different versions of her story, a DOZEN! The picture you see is of the District Attorney himself, praying for evidence. Nifong's only accomplishment in this case has been ruining of a good portion of 3 men's lives. How he can continue in good conscience is well beyond me.

I was deeply disappointed to hear that Ambassador John Bolton will be stepping down when his temporary appointment expires.
President Bush said in a statement today "They (democrats) chose to obstruct his confirmation, even though he enjoys majority support in the Senate, and even though their tactics will disrupt our diplomatic work at a sensitive and important time. This stubborn obstructionism ill serves our country, and discourages men and women of talent from serving their nation." Get ready for more of this now that the pinkos are in charge.
I would like to personally thank ambassador Bolton for his service. He had to hang out with some of the most vile anti-semitic people on the face of the earth and he bravely stood up to them. But, the Dems are in charge and they want someone that they feel is competent to handle international affairs. In other words a person that will fit in with the liberal politics and anti-Israel attitude that permeates the UN. Someone like say..... Jimmy Carter...... shudder.